Oneday,duringalessononpropergrammar,theteacheraskedforashowofhandsforwhocouldusetheword"beautiful"inthesamesentencetwice.First,shecalledonlittleSuzie,whorespondedwith,"Myfatherboughtmymotherabeautifuldressandshelookedbeautifulinit.""Verygood,Suzie,"repliedtheteacher.ShethencalledonlittleMichael."Mymommyplannedabeautifulbanquetanditturnedoutbeautifully,"hesaid."Excellent,Michael!"Then,theteachercalledonLittleJohnny."Lastnight,atthedinnertable,mysistertoldmyfatherthatshewaspregnant,andhesaid,\Beautiful,fuckingbeautiful!\"