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First Class
First Class

Ablondegetsonanairplaneandsitsdowninthefirstclasssectionoftheplane.Thestewardessrushesovertoherandtellshershemustmovetocoachbecauseshedoesn\thaveafirstclassticket.Theblondereplies,"I\mblonde,I\msmart,Ihaveagoodjob,andI\mstayinginfirstclassuntilwereachJamaica.", Thedisgustedstewardessgetstheheadstewardesswhoaskstheblondetoleave.Theblondeyetagainrepeats"I\mblonde,I\msmart,IhaveagoodjobandI\mstayinginfirstclassuntilwereachJamaica."Theheadstewardessesdoesn\tevenknowwhattodoatthispointbecausetheystillhavetogettherestofthepassengersseatedtotakeoff;theblodeiscausingaproblemwithboardingnow,sothestewardessgetsthecopilot., Thecopilotgoesuptotheblondeandwhispersinherear.Sheimmediatelygetsupandgoestoherseatinthecoachsection.Theheadstewardessasksthecopilotinamazementwhathesaidtogethertomovetohercorrectseat.Thecopilotreplies,"Itoldherthefronthalfoftheairplanewasn\tgoingtoJamaica."

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