1.Whine, 2.Whenaskedifsomethingisbotheringyou,youreplyno.Thengetmadwhenyouarebelieved., 3.Becomeattractedtosomeonebecauseheisoutgoingandlovesparties,startdatinghimandimmediatelyexpecthimtostopthisbehavior., 4.Alwaystakeanhourlongerthanpromisedtopreparefortheevening., 5.Whine., "6.Ifyouaretryingtosleep,itsbecauseyoureexhaustedfromyouralmostsuper-humanlevelofdailyachievement;ifheistryingtosleep,itsbecauseheislazy.", 7.Ifhepaysattentiontoyou,heissmotheringyou., 8.Ifhegivesyouspace,heisignoringyou., 9.Demandtobetreatedasanequalineverything.Exceptwhenpayingformeals,planetickets,concerts,beers,etc.Thesearerequiredgiftsprovinghislove., "10.DeclarePMSatanygiventime.Ifheisknowledgeableaboutyourcycle,tellhimyoureirregularfromallofthestressofyourlife.", 11.Rememberthatanywomanwhosomuchaslooksatyourboyfriendmustbelabeledawhoreandyournetworkoffriendsmustbeinformedimmediatelytospreadthisasquicklyaspossible., 12.Makehislifemiserablebymakinghimfeelguiltyaboutdoinganythingotherthancateringtoyourneeds.