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Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery

Oops!Hasanyoneseenmywatch?Thatwassomepartylastnight.Ican\trememberwhenI\vebeenthatdrunk.Damn!Page47ofthemanualismissing!Wellthisbookdoesn\tsaythat...Whateditionisyourmanual?OK,nowtakeapicturefromthisangle.Thisistrulyafreakofnature.Bettersavethat.We\llneeditfortheautopsy.Comebackwiththat!BadDog!Waitaminute,ifthisishisspleen,thenwhat\sthat?Handmethat...uh...thatuh.....thingieIfIcanjustrememberhowtheydidthisonERlastweek.Hey,hasanyoneeversurvived500mlofthisstuffbefore?Damn,theregothelightsagain...Yaknow,there\sbigmoneyinkidneys.Hell,theguy\sgottwoof\em.Everybodystandback!Ilostmycontactlens!Couldyoustopthatthingfrombeating;it\sthrowingmyconcentrationoff.IwishIhadn\tforgottenmyglasses.Wellfolks,thiswillbeanexperimentforallofus.Steril,shcmeril.Thefloor\sclean,right?Whatdoyoumeanhewasn\tinforasexchange!Whatdoyoumean,he\snotinsured?Thispatienthasalreadyhadsomekids,amIcorrect?Nurse,didthispatientsigntheorgandonationcard?Don\tworry.Ithinkitissharpenough.Whatdoyoumean"Youwantadivorce"!Idon\tknowwhatitis,buthurryupandpackitinice.Let\shurry,Idon\twanttomiss"BayWatch"Thatlaughinggasstuffisprettycool.CanIhavesomemoreofthat?HeyCharlie,unzipthebagonthatone,he\sstillmoving.Didthedoctorknowhewouldlooklikethatafterwards?OfcourseI\veperformedthisoperationbefore,Nurse!FIRE!FIRE!Everyonegetout!

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