old,Itoldhertoactherownage,andshedied., poor,whenIsawherkickingacandownthestreet,Iaskedherwhatshewasdoing,shesaid"Moving.", "nasty,herhairyarmpitslooklikeshesgotBuckwheatinaheadlock.", ugly,whensheputsherfacenexttothebowltryingtohearsnap-crackle-pop,allsheheardwas"ARGHHHHHHHH!!!Let\sgetthehellouttahere.", old,sheco-wroteoneofthetencommandments., poor,theyputherpictureonfoodstamps., old,sheowesJesusChristaquarter., old,hersocialsecuritynumberis1., "poor,shecantevenpayattention.", "poor,shewenttoKentuckyFriedChickenandlickedeveryoneelsesfingers.", old,sheknewBurgerKingWhenhewasaprince., "old,shesgotJesusbeepernumber.", glassesaresothick,whenshelooksatamap,shecanseepeoplewavingather, ugly,cockroachesgolikethis"HI!MOM", poor,whensheheardabout"LastSupper,"shethoughtsheranoutoffoodstamps, old,sheplantedthefirsttreeatCentralPark, old,sheowesFredFlintstoneafoodstamp, "ugly,thatyourfathertakeshertoworkwithhimsothathedoesnthavetokisshergoodbye.", old,thatwhenshewasinschooltherewasnohistoryclass., old,shehasapictureofMosesinheryearbook., old,shewasawaitressattheLastSupper., poor,whenIringthedoorbellshesays,"DING!", poor,sheatecerealwithaforktosavemilk., hairy,Bigfoottookapictureofher!, skinny,sheturnedsidewaysanddissapeared., "poor,shewenttoMcDonaldsandhadtoputherfrenchfriesonlay-a-way.", old,sheknewCaptainCrunchwhenhewasaprivate, nearsighted,shecanseethefuture, old,herbirthcertificatesays"Expired"onit., "old,shewasBobDolesbabysitter"