Q:Howmanypoliticiansdoesittaketochangealightbulb?A:Four,onetochangeitandtheotherthreetodenyit., HowmanyUSPresidentsdoesittaketoscrewinalightbulb?A:None,theconstitutionsaysthatonlyCongresscanscrewinlightbulbs,soonlyCongressisresponsibleforthedark,whichiswhyweneedaConstitutionalamendment.A:Onlyone.Ifhecanhandle250000000peopleadayIthinkhecanhandlescrewingoneextralightbulb., Q:Howmanypresidentialcandidatesdoesittaketochangealightbulb?A:Lessandlessallthetime., Q:Howmanybelievable,competent,"justrightforthejob"presidentialcandidatesdoesittaketochangealightbulb?A:It\sgoingtobeadark4years,isn\tit?, Q:Howmanypresidentialcampaignstaffdoesitneedtochangealightbulb?A:220!Onetowriteaspeechabouthowgooditwillbewhenthebulbisactuallychanged,onetowriteaspeechaboutwhytheothercandidatescan\tevenspell"lightbulb",eighteentofindoutwhattheothercandidatesdidwhenthelightbulbfailed,andanothertwohundredtofindoutwhattheothercandidate\sfamiliesthinkaboutlightbulbs,bulbs,pear-shapedobjects,lightingeneral,anyformofenergy., Q:Howmanysenatorsdoesittaketoscrewinalightbulb?A:Twotosponsorthebillandthirty-threetoconstituteaquorum.