"1.Icantreachmylicenseunlessyouholdmybeer.", "2.Sorry,Officer,Ididntrealizemyradardetectorwasntpluggedin.", "3.ArentyoutheguyfromtheVillagePeople?", "4.Hey,youmustvebeendoinabout125mphtokeepupwithme.Goodjob!", 5.AreYouAndyorBarney?, 6.Ithoughtyouhadtobeinrelativelygoodphysicalconditiontobeapoliceofficer., "7.Yourenotgonnacheckthetrunk,areyou?", 8.Ipayyoursalary!, "9.Gee,Officer!Thatsterrific.Thelastofficeronlygavemeawarning,too!", 10.WhentheOfficersays"GeeSon....Youreyeslookred,haveyoubeendrinking?"Youprobablyshouldn\trespondwith,"GeeOfficeryoureyeslookglazed,haveyoubeeneatingdoughnuts?"