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Three mice at the bar
Three mice at the bar

Threemicearesittingatabarinaroughneighborhoodlateatnighttryingtoimpresseachotherabouthowtoughtheyare.ThefirstmousedownsashotofJackDaniel\s,slamstheglassontothebar,turnstothesecondmouseandsays,"WhenIseeamousetrap,Ilieonmybackandsetitoffwithmyfoot.Whenthebarcomesdown,Icatchitinmyteeth,benchpressittwentytimestoworkupanappetite,andthenmakeoffwiththecheese."ThesecondmouseordersuptwoshotsofBombaySapphire,downsthemboth,slamseachglassintothebar,turnstothefirstmouse,andreplies:"Yeah,wellwhenIseeratpoison,IcollectasmuchasIcan,takeithome,grindituptoapowder,andaddittomycoffeeeachmorningsoIcangetagoodbuzzgoingfortherestoftheday."Thefirstmouseandthesecondmousethenturntothethirdmouse.Thethirdmouseletsoutalongsighandsaystothefirsttwo,"Idon\thavetimeforthisbullshit.Igottagohomeandf_ckthecat."

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