ASundaySchoolteacherofpre-schoolerswasconcernedthathisstudentsmightbealittleconfusedaboutJesusChristbecauseoftheChristmasseasonemphasisonHisbirth.HewantedtomakesuretheyunderstoodthatthebirthofJesusoccurredalongtimeago,thatHegrewup,etc.Soheaskedhisclass,"WhereisJesustoday?"Stevenraisedhishandandsaid,"He\sinheaven."Marywascalledonandanswered,"He\sinmyheart."LittleJohnny,wavinghishandfuriously,blurtedout,"Iknow!Iknow!He\sinourbathroom!!!"Thewholeclassgotveryquiet,lookedattheteacher,andwaitedforaresponse.Theteacherwascompletelyatalossforafewverylongseconds.HefinallygatheredhiswitsandaskedLittleJohnnyhowheknewthis.AndLittleJohnnysaid,"Well...everymorning,myfathergetsup,bangsonthebathroomdoor,andyells\JesusChrist,areyoustillinthere?\!"