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Theprofessorofacontractlawclassaskedoneofhisbetterstudents,"Ifyouweretogivesomeoneanorange,howwouldyougoaboutit?"Thestudentreplied,"Here\sanorange."Theprofessorwasoutraged."No!No!Thinklikealawyer!"Thestudentthenreplied,"Okay.I\dtellhim`Iherebygiveandconveytoyouallandsingular,myestateandinterests,rights,claim,title,claimandadvantagesofandin,saidorange,togetherwithallitsrind,juice,pulp,andseeds,andallrightsandadvantageswithfullpowertobite,cut,freezeandotherwiseeat,thesame,orgivethesameawaywithandwithoutthepulp,juice,rindandseeds,anythinghereinbeforeorhereinafterorinanydeed,ordeeds,instrumentsofwhatevernatureorkindwhatsoevertothecontraryinanywisenotwithstanding...\", Whenthemaninthestreetsays:"Ifitain\tbroke,don\tfixit,"thelawyerwrites:"Insofarasmanifestationsoffunctionaldeficienciesareagreedbyanyandallconcernedpartiestobeimperceivable,andaresostipulated,itisincumbentuponsaidheretoforementionedpartiestoexercisethedefermentofotherwisepertinentmaintenanceprocedures."

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