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The Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger

AteachercautiouslyapproachesthesubjectofsexeducationwithherfourthgradeclassbecausesherealizesLittleJohnny\spropensityforsexualinnuendo.ButJohnnyremainsattentivethroughouttheentirelecture.Finally,towardstheendofthelesson,theteacherasksforexamplesofsexeducationfromtheclass.Onelittleboyraiseshishand,"Isawabirdinhernestwithsomeeggs.""Verygood,William,"saidtheteacher."Mymommyhadababy,"saidlittleEsther."Oh,that\snice,"repliedtheteacher.Finally,littleJohnnyraiseshishand.Withmuchfearandtrepidation,theteachercallsonhim."Iwaswatchin\TVyesterday,andIsawtheLoneRanger.HewassurroundedbyhundredsandhundredsofIndians.Andtheyallattackedatonetime.Andhekilledeveryoneofthemwithhistwoguns."Theteacherwasrelievedbutpuzzled,"Andwhatdoesthathavetodowithsexeducation,Johnny?"It\llteachthoseIndiansnottofuckwiththeLoneRanger."

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