LittleJohnnywassittinginclassoneday.Allofthesudden,heneededtogotothebathroom.Heyelledout,"MissJones,Ineedtotakeapiss!!"Theteacherreplied,"Now,Johnny,thatisNOTtheproperwordtouseinthissituation.Thecorrectwordyouwanttouseis\urinate.\Pleaseusetheword\urinate\inasentencecorrectly,andIwillallowyoutogo."LittleJohnnythinksforabit,thensays,"You\reaneight,butifyouwouldletmegopiss,you\dbeaten!!!"