"Doctor:Ihavesomebadnewsandsomeverybadnews.Patient:Well,mightaswellgivemethebadnewsfirst.Doctor:Thelabcalledwithyourtestresults.Theysaidyouhave24hourstolive.Patient:24hours!Thatsterrible!!Whatcouldbeworse?Whatstheverybadnews?Doctor:Ivebeentryingtoreachyousinceyesterday."