"Patient:Iminahospital!WhyamIinhere?Doctor:Youvehadanaccidentinvolvingatrain.Patient:Whathappened?Doctor:Well,Ivegotsomegoodnewsandsomebadnews.Whichwouldyouliketohearfirst?Patient:Well...Thebadnewsfirst..Doctor:Yourlegswereinjuredsobadlythatwehadtoamputatebothofthem.Patient:Thatsterrible!Whatsthegoodnews?Doctor:Theresaguyinthenextwardwhomadeaverygoodofferonyourslippers."