有一天在上英语课。老师叫小白起来:“新年快乐怎么说?”“HAPPYNEWYEAR!”“恩!VerryGood!那新婚快乐怎么说?”只见小白抓了抓头沉默了一会儿满脸通红的说:“Iwishyoufucknewwifeverryhappy!”