AlawyeropenedthedoorofhisBMW,whensuddenlyacarcamealongandhitthedoor,rippingitoffcompletely.Whenthepolicearrivedatthescene,thelawyerwascomplainingbitterlyaboutthedamagetohispreciousBMW."Officer,lookwhatthey\vedonetomyBeeeemer!!!",hewhined."Youlawyersaresomaterialistic,youmakemesick!!!"retortedtheofficer,"You\resoworriedaboutyourstupidBMW,thatyoudidn\tevennoticethatyourleftarmwasrippedoff!!!""Ohmygaaad....",repliedthelawyer,finallynoticingthebloodyleftshoulderwherehisarmoncewas,"Where\smyRolex???!!!!!"