"Onedaytheteacherwantedtheclasstousetheworddefinitelyinasentence.Suzyraisedherhandsoshecalledonher.Shesaid:theskyisdefinitelyblue!ImsorrySuzythatswrongtheskysometimesturnsdifferentcolorsred,grayetc..anybodyelse?Timmyraisedhishandandsaid:thegrassisdefinitelygreen.ImsorryTimmythatsnottrueeither,sometimesthegrassdiesanditmayturnbrown,anybodyelse?LittleJohnnyraiseshishandandsays:Teacherdofartshavelumps?Theteachersays,nowhy?Jonnysays:ThanIdefinitelyShitmypants!"