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Paint the Porch
Paint the Porch

AblondebythenameofJuliewasgettingprettydesperateformoney.Soshedecidedtogotothericherpartoftownandtrytogetajobasahandywoman.Sherangthedoorbellatthefirsthouseshecameto,andamanansweredthedoor.Sheaskediftherewereanyoddjobsshecoulddo,andhereplied,"Well,actually,weneedtheporchpainted-howmuchdoyouwant?"Juliesaidshefelt$50wasfair.Hereplied,"OK,theladders,paint,andothertoolsyouneedareinthegarage."Whenthemanclosedthedoor,hiswife,whohadoverheardtheconversationaskedhim,"$50?!?Doessherealizethattheporchgoesallthewayaroundthehouse?"Themanreplied,"Shemusthave,shewasstandingrightonit."About45minuteslater,thedoorbellringsagain,andthemanissurprisedtofindJuliethere.Shetellshimthatshe\sdone,andstatesthatsheevenhadenoughpainttodotwocoats.Asthemanisreachingintohiswallettopayher,Juliesays,"Oh,andbytheway,thatisn\taPorsche-it\saFerrari."

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