"MAGAZINES:Mensmagazinesoftenfeaturepicturesofnakedwomen.Womensmagazinesalsofeaturepicturesofnakedwomen.Thisisbecausethefemalebodyisabeautifulworkofart,whilethemalebodyislumpyandhairyandshouldntbeseenbythelightofday.Menareturnedonatthesightofanakedwomansbody.Mostnakedmenelicitlaughterfromwomen.", "CATS:Womenlovecats.Mensaytheylovecats,butwhenwomenarentlooking,menkickcats.", OFFSPRING:Ah,children.Awomanknowsallaboutherchildren.Sheknowsaboutdentistappointmentsandsoccergamesandromancesandbestfriendsandfavoritefoodsandsecretfearsandhopesanddreams.Amanisvaguelyawareofsomeshortpeoplelivinginthehouse., "JEWELRY:Womenlooknicewhentheywearjewelry.Amancangetawaywithwearingoneringandthatsit.AnymorethanthatandhewilllooklikealoungesingernamedRamone.", "RESTROOMS:Menuserestroomsforpurelybiologicalreasons.Womenuserestroomsassociallounges.Meninarestroomwillneverspeakawordtoeachother.Womenwhovenevermetwillleavearestroomgigglingtogetherlikeoldfriends.Andneverinthehistoryoftheworldhasamanexcusedhimselffromarestauranttablebysaying,Hey,Tom,Iwasjustabouttotakealeak.Doyouwanttojoinme?"