"Q:Imtwomonthspregnantnow.Whenwillmybabymove?A:Withanyluck,rightafterhefinishescollege.", "Q:HowwillIknowifmyvomitingismorningsicknessortheflu?A:Ifitstheflu,youllgetbetter.", Q:Whatisthemostcommonpregnancycraving?A:Formentobetheoneswhogetpregnant., "Q:Whatisthemostreliablemethodtodetermineababyssex?A:Childbirth.", "Q:ThemorepregnantIget,themoreoftenstrangerssmileatme.Why?A:Causeyourefatterthantheyare.", "Q:Mywifeisfivemonthspregnantandsomoodythatsometimesshesborderlineirrational.A:Sowhatsyourquestion?", Q:Howlongistheaveragewomaninlabor?A:Whatevershesaysdividedbytwo., "Q:MychildbirthinstructorsaysitsnotpainIllfeelduringlabor,butpressure.Issheright?A:Yes,inthesamewaythatatornadomightbecalledanaircurrent.", Q:IsthereanyreasonIhavetobeinthedeliveryroomwhilemywifeisinlabor?A:Notunlesstheword"alimony"meansanythingtoyou., Q:Doespregnancycausehemorrhoids?A:Pregnancycausesanythingyouwanttoblameitfor., "Q:DoIhavetohaveababyshower?A:Notifyouchangethebabysdiaperveryquickly.", Q:Ourbabywasbornlastweek.Whenwillmywifebegintofeelandactnormalagain?A:Whenthekidsareincollege., Q:ShouldIhaveababyafter35?A:No,35childrenisenough.