Ahusbandandwifeenteredthedentist\soffice.Thehusbandsaid,"Iwantatoothpulled.Idon\twantgasorNovocainbecauseI\minaterriblehurry.Justpullthetoothasquicklyaspossible.""You\reabraveman,"saidthedentist."Now,showmewhichtoothitis."Thehusbandturnstohiswifeandsays,"Openyourmouthandshowthedentistwhichtoothitis,dear.", Doctor,Doctor,You\vegottohelpme-Ijustcan\tstopmyhandsshaking!""Doyoudrinkalot?""Notreally-Ispillmostofit!", Amanspeaksfranticallyintothephone,"Mywifeispregnant,andhercontractionsareonlytwominutesapart!""Isthisherfirstchild?"thedoctorqueries."No,youidiot!"themanshouts."Thisisherhusband!", "Doctor:Ihavesomebadnewsandsomeverybadnews.Patient:Well,mightaswellgivemethebadnewsfirst.Doctor:Thelabcalledwithyourtestresults.Theysaidyouhave24hourstolive.Patient:24HOURS!Thatsterrible!!WHATcouldbeWORSE?Whatstheverybadnews?Doctor:Ivebeentryingtoreachyousinceyesterday.", "Doctor,doctor,willIbeabletoplaytheviolinaftertheoperation?""Yes,ofcourse...""Great!Inevercouldbefore!", Amangoestotheeyedoctor.Thereceptionistaskshimwhyheisthere.Themancomplains,"Ikeepseeingspotsinfrontofmyeyes."Thereceptionistasks,"Haveyoueverseenadoctor?"andthemanreplies,"No,justspots."