1.Ridethoselittleelectroniccarsatthefrontofthestore., 2.Setallthealarmclockstogooffattenminuteintervalsthroughouttheday., 3.Challengeothercustomerstoduelswithtubesofgiftwrap., 4.Leavecrypticmessagesonthetypewriters., 5.Re-dressthemannequinsasyouseefit., "6.Walkuptoanemployeeandtellhiminanofficialtone,IthinkwevegotaCode3inHousewares,andseewhathappens.", 7.Playwiththeautomaticdoors., "8.Whilewalkingthroughtheclothingdepartment,askyourselfloudenoughforalltohear,WhoBUYSthiscrap,anyway?", "9.Rideadisplaybicyclethroughthestore;claimyouretakingitforatestdrive.", "10.Asthecashierrunsyourpurchasesoverthescanner,lookmesmerizedandsay,Wow.Magic!", "11.PutM&Msonlayaway.", "12.MoveCaution:WetFloorsignstocarpetedareas.", "13.Testthefishingrodsandseewhatyoucancatchfromtheotheraisles.", "14.Drapeablanketaroundyourshouldersandrunaroundsaying,...ImBatman.Come,Robin--totheBatcave!", 15.TPasmuchofthestoreaspossible., 16.Randomlythrowthingsoverintoneighboringaisles., "17.Playwiththecalculatorssothattheyallspellhelloupsidedown.", "18.Whentwoorthreepeoplearewalkingaheadofyou,runbetweenthem,yelling,RedRover!", "19.Makeupnonsenseproductsandasknewlyhiredemployeesifthereareanyinstock,i.e.,DoyouhaveanyShnerpleshere?", 20.TakeupanentireaisleinToysbysettingupafullscalebattlefieldwithG.I.Joesvs.theX-Men., 21.Whilehandlinggunsinthehuntingdepartment,suddenlyasktheclerkifheknowswheretheanti-depressantsare.Actasspasticaspossible., 22.Holdindoorshoppingcartraces., "23.DartaroundsuspiciouslywhilehummingthethemefromMission:Impossible.", 24.Attempttofitintoverylargegymbags., "25.Saythingslike,WouldyoubesokindastodirectmetoyourTwinkies?", "26.SetupaValetParkingsigninfrontofthestore.", "27.Twowords:MarcoPolo.", "28.Intheautodepartment,practiceyourMadonnalookwithvariousfunnels.", 29.Whensomeonestepsawayfromtheircarttolookatsomething,quicklymakeoffwithitwithoutsayingaword., "30.Whenanannouncementcomesovertheloudspeaker,assumethefetalpositionandscream,No,no!Itsthosevoicesagain!"