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Top 10 Signs You’ve Got A Bad ISP...
Top 10 Signs You’ve Got A Bad ISP...

1.Theircompanylogoistwotincansandalengthofstring., "2.Youcheckouttheiraddress,anditsaphoneboothcontainingaCompaqportableandanacousticcoupler.", 3.Theirchieftechnicalofficerlivesina10-foot-by-7-footshackinthewoods., 4.Theirproudboast:"We\vebeenontheInternetsinceitwasCBradio.", 5.Theirpromomaterialsusethewords"information"and"superhighway"inthesamesentence., 6.YouorderanSLIP/PPPconnection,email,and2MBofserverspaceforyourpersonalWebsite,andthevoiceontheotherendofthephoneasks,"Wouldyoulikefrieswiththat?", 7."AsseeninBetterBusinessBureauspecialreports.", 8."Accessspeedsupto9,600BPSinmostareas.", 9.TheyhawkbothdomainnamesandRolexesonthestreetcorner., 10.Theychargefore-mailanddownloadsbytheword.

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