Thereisalittleboyandalittlegirlinthewoods.Thelittlegirlaskedtheboy,"Whatisapenis?", Theboyreplied,"Idon`tknow."Atthattimehehearshismomcallinghimforlunch.Hegoeshomeandeatshislunch.Thenheseeshisdadonthecouch., Hegoesuptohisdadandaskhim,"Whatisapenis?", Thedadwhipshisoutandsaystotheboy,"Thisisapenis,asamatteroffactthisistheperfectpenis.", Theboyleavestogofindhisfriendandbringshertothewoods.Thegirlagainaskshimwhatapenisis.Hewhipsouthispenisandsaystoher,"Thisisapenis,andifitwastwoinchessmalleritwouldbetheperfectpenis!"