"ForacoupleofyearsIvebeenblamingitonlackofsleepandtoomuchpressurefrommyjob,butnowIvefoundouttherealreason:ImtiredbecauseImoverworked.Thepopulationofthiscountryis237million.104millionareretired.Thatleaves133milliontodothework.Thereare85millioninschool,whichleaves48milliontodothework.Ofthisthereare29millionemployedbythefederalgovernment,leaving19milliontodothework.2.8millionareintheArmedForces,whichleaves16.2milliontodothework.Takefromthetotalthe14,800,000peoplewhoworkforstateandcitygovernmentsandthatleaves1.4milliontodothework.Atanygiventimethereare188,000peopleinhospitals,leaving1,212,000todothework.Now,thereare1,211,998peopleinprisons.Thatleavesjusttwopeopletodothework.Youandme.Andyouresittingatyourcomputerreadingjokes."