Anengineerdiesandreportstohell.Prettysoon,theengineergetsdissatisfiedwiththelevelofcomfortinhell,andstartsdesigningandbuildingimprovements.Afterawhile,they\vegotairconditioningandflushtoiletsandescalators,andtheengineerisaprettypopularguy.OnedayGodcallsSatanuponthetelephoneandsayswithasneer,"So,how\sitgoingdownthereinhell?"Satanreplies,"Heythingsaregoinggreat.We\vegotairconditioningandflushtoiletsandescalators,andthere\snotellingwhatthisengineerisgoingtocomeupwithnext."Godreplies,"What???You\vegotanengineer?That\samistake--heshouldneverhavegottendownthere;sendhimuphere."Satansays,"Noway.Ilikehavinganengineeronthestaff,andI\mkeepinghim."Godsays,"SendhimbackuphereorI\llsue."Satanlaughsuproariouslyandanswers,"Yeah,right.Andjustwhereareyougoingtogetalawyer?"