1.Their#1productwouldbeMicrosoftWinders2.Insteadofanhourglassiconyou\dgetanemptybeerbottle3.Occasionallyyou\dbringupawindowthatwascoveredwithaheftybag4.DialogboxeswouldgiveyouthechoiceofAhh-ightorNaaaaa5.Insteadofta-datheopeningsoundwouldbeduelingbanjos6.TheRecycleBininWinders\95wouldbeanouthouse7.Wheneveryoupulledupthesoundplayeryou\dhearadigitizeddrunkredneckyellingFreebird!8.InsteadofStartMeUptheWinders\95themesongwouldbeAchy-BrakyHeart9.PowerPointwouldbenamedParPawnt10.Microsoft\sprogrammingtoolswouldbeVishulBasicandBishulC++11.Winders\95logowouldincorporatetheConfederateFlag12.MicrosoftWordwouldbejustthat:oneword13.Insteadoflattecartswe\dhavegritscarts14.NewShutdownwav:Y\allcomebacknow,Yahhear?15.InsteadofVP,Microsoftbigshotswouldbecalled"Cuz"16.HardwarecouldberepairedusingpartsfromanoldTrans-Am17.MicrosoftOfficereplacedwithMicrasawftHenhouse18.Fourwords:DaisyDukeScreenSaver19.Well,thefirstthingyouknow,oldBill\sabillionaire20.Speadsheetsoftwarewouldincludeexamplesininventorydeadcarsinyourfrontyard21.FlightSimulatorreplacedbyTractorPullSimulator22.MicrosoftCEO:BubbaGates23.Insteadofasking"wheredoyouwanttogotoday?it\smorelikeHeymister,canIketcharideintheback?24.FreeerasertoerasethescribbblemarksoffthescreenwhenusingtheNotePad