Aladyrushesintotheveterinarianandscreams,"IfoundmydogunconsciousandIcan\twakehim--dosomething."Thevetlaysthedogontheexaminationtableandafterafewsimpletestshesays,"I\msorry,Idon\tfeelapulse,I\mafraidyourdogisdead".Theladycan\tacceptthisandsays,"No,no,hecan\tbedead--dosomethingelse."So,thevetgoesintotheotherroom,andcomesbackwithaLabradorretriever.Thedogjumpsuponthetableandsniffstheotherdogfromheadtotoe.Itsniffsandsniffsupanddownthedog,thenallofasuddenjuststopsandjumpsoffthetableandleaves.Thevetsays,"I\mverysorrylady,yourdogisdead."No,no,hecan\tbedead--dosomethingelse...PLEASE"theladycries.Sothevetgoesintoanotherroom,andcomesbackwithalittlecat.Thecatjumpsuponthetableandstartssniffingthedogfromheadtotoe.Itsniffsandsniffsupanddownthedog,thenallofasuddenjuststopsandjumpsoffthetableandleaves."Well,thatconfirmsit,"thevetsays,"yourdogisdead."Theladyisveryupsetbutfinallysettlesdown."Okay,Iguessyou\reright.HowmuchdoIoweyou?"Thevetsays,"Thatwillbe$340."Theladyhasafitandasks,"Whyisitsomuch?Afterallyoudidn\tdoanythingforthedog.""Well",thevetreplied,"it\s$40fortheofficevisitand$300fortheLABTESTandCATSCAN!