Ifyoukissher，youarenotagentleman.如果你亲她，那你就没有绅士风度。Ifyoudon\t，youarenotaman.可是如果你不亲她，那你就不算男子汉。Ifyoumakeromance，youarean\experiencedman\.假如你把气氛控制的很浪漫，你就一定是情场老手。Ifyoudon\tyouarehalfaman.如果不是，那你根本还不够成熟。Ifyouarewelldressed，shesaysyouareaplayboy.你要是穿的帅一点，她会说你是花花公子。Ifyoudon\t，youareadullboy.穿的破烂点，那你又是笨头笨脑的家伙。Ifyouattemptaromance，shesaysyoudidn\trespecther.你如你试图对她调情，她会认为你不尊重她。Ifyoudon\t，shethinksyoudonotlikeher.但要是你一直规规矩矩的，她又会觉得你不喜欢她。Ifyoustareatother，sheaccusesyouofflirting.你若是凝视某个女人，她会指责你是到处对女生调情。Ifsheisstaredbyothers，shesaysthattheyarejustadmiring.如果是其他男人瞪着她看，她会说他们只是欣赏而已。OhGod！youcreatedthosecreaturecalled\WOMAN\.上天啊，你创照了这些叫做女人的生物。Sosimple，yetsocomplex.既简单又复杂。Soweak，yetsopowerful.如此柔弱，却又如此强悍。Soconfusing，yetsodesirable.让人又恼又爱。"OLORD，tellmewhattodo?AMEN"神啊，请告诉我该怎么做？阿门！