TheWorkVirusThisisserious...a"WORK"virusisontheloose...Ifyoureceiveanysortof"work"atall,whetherviae-mail,Internet,orsimplyhandedtoyoubyacolleague...DONOTOPENIT!The"work"virushasbeencirculatingroundourbuildingformonthsandthosewhohavebeentemptedtoopenitorevenlookatithavefoundthattheirsociallifeisdeletedandthebrainceasestofunctionproperly.Ifyoudoencounter"work"viae-mail,thentotransmogrifythevirus,sendane-mailtoyourbosswiththewords,"I\vehadenoughofyourshit...I\moffdowntothepub."The"work"shouldautomaticallybeforgottenbyyourbrainandyourcareerwillnowbesuccessfullydestroyed.Ifyoureceive"work"inpaperdocumentform,simplyliftthedocumentanddragtoyourwastepaperbinanddepositthere.Putonyourcoatandskiptothenearestpubwithtwofriendsandorder3pints.Afterrepeatingthisaction14timesyouwillfindthat"work"willnolongertroubleyou.Sendthismessagetoeveryoneinyourmailbox.Ifyoudonothaveanyoneinyourmailbox,thenI\mafraidthe"work"virushasalreadycorruptedyourlife.Gooutandgetsomefriendsyousadbastard!